UMBRELLA CORPORATION COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY SECTION
UMBRELLA CORPORATION HAS CREATED A NEW GENERATION OF TECHNOLOGY CALLED "RAIN-FREE TECH. DEVICES" BY UMBRELLA CORPORATION, THEY FEATURE THE FOLLOWING, BUT ARE NOT YET FOR SELL DUE TO THE FOLLOWING ERRORS : BUGS, GLITCHES, FREEZED UP SCREENS, AND EVEN ACCESS TO OUR CORPORATION, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS FIXED BY 2015 .
INIDTRODE BY UMBRELLA CORPORATION TECHNOLOGY SECTION
THE INITDTRODE ( I-NED-TROW-DE ) HAS TECHNOLOGY IN IT THAT NO CORPORATION EVER HAS EVEN THOUGHT OF CREATING, IT HAS A LOADING SCREEN WITH THE FOLLOWING MUSIC THAT PLAYS ON THE LOADING SCREEN ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAWm_kQ5fCc ) WITH A VOICE THAT SAYS " UMBRELLA . " IN HONOR OF THE RESIDENT EVIL MOVIES CHOOSING OUR CORPORATION FOR " THE DEATH CORPORATION . " BUT WE ARE 100 % POSITIVE WE DON'T DO ZOMBIE VIRUSES . THE COST OF THIS PHONE WILL START AT $ 315.0 DUE TO THE HIGH QUALITY GRAPHICS AND EVEN THE SOUND AND TECHNOLOGY. THIS IS THE ONLY TECHNICAL RELEASE WE HAVE READY TO SHOW THE PUBLIC . WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE WITH OUR SERVICES .